meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

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hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

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hyenafan:

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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thefishcrow:

arsillanola:

arsillanola:

Japanese t-shirts with English text are my favourite thing in the world

Bonus:

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I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE LUNCH HOUR SCOURING THE MALL FOR ONE NOTE.

Why does this not have more notes? These are wonderful!

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joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

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sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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mylesxmcgehee:

HAHAHAH IM DYING

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thesociopathwithabox:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

"maybe one day he’ll love me that much" -turk’s wife

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matthewsagan:

deleting lame unnecessary comments when you reblog a popular post

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,,

Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)

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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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