i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
if you tickle me it’s only going to lead to you getting kicked in the face and it won’t be my fault.