listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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safety-officer-barto:

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

*sweats nervously*

Happy Little Pill Chords

I like to play this with a capo on the 5th fret but you can play it however it works for your voice. Also I can’t guarantee that the lyrics are 100% correct. Enjoy.

Happy Little Pill - Troye Sivan

Em                     G
      In the crowd, alone
       Am                            C
And every second passing, reminds me I’m not home
Em                          G                     Em
       Bright lights and city sounds are ringing like a drum,
   C              D
Unknown, Unknown


  

     Em               G
Oh glazed eyes, empty hearts
C                          Am
Buying happy from shopping carts
Em             G              C                     Em
Nothing but time to kill, sipping life from bottles
Em           G                 Am                  D
Tight skin, bodyguards, Gucci down the boulevard,
Em         G                          Am7
Cocaine, dollar bills and,


                      G          
My happy little pill
              D
Take me away
            Am
Dry my eyes
          C
Bring colour to my skies
                      G
My sweet little pill
             D
Take my hunger
      Am
Lie within
C             Am7
Numb my skin

Em               G   
Like a rock, I float
Am                                 C                  Em
Sweat and conversations, seep into my bones
Cadd9            G
Four walls are not enough,
    Em            C        Am 
I’ll take a dip into the unknown,
    D
Unknown

 

     Em               G
Oh glazed eyes, empty hearts
C                          Am
Buying happy from shopping carts
Em            G               C                     Em
Nothing but time to kill, sipping life from bottles
Em           G                 Am                  D
Tight skin, bodyguards, Gucci down the boulevard,
Em         G                          Am7
Cocaine, dollar bills and,

 

                      G          
My happy little pill
              D
Take me away
            Am
Dry my eyes
          C
Bring colour to my skies
                      G
My sweet little pill
             D
Take my hunger
      Am
Lie within
C             Am7
Numb my skin

     Em               G
Oh glazed eyes, empty hearts
C                          Am
Buying happy from shopping carts
Em             G              C                     Em
Nothing but time to kill, sipping life from bottles
Em           G                 Am                  D
Tight skin, bodyguards, Gucci down the boulevard,
Em         G                          Am7
Cocaine, dollar bills and,

                      G          
My happy little pill
              D
Take me away
            Am
Dry my eyes
          C
Bring colour to my skies
                      G
My sweet little pill
              D
Take my hunger
      Am
Lie within
C             Am7
Numb my skin

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

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my-youtube-addiction:

Dear Troyler fandom,

We are still not over Camp Takota and are still incredibly proud of our girls. The feelings you have for Happy Little Pill right now aren’t going to go away.

Love,

The Holy Trinity Fandom

Good

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beggars-opera:

aminaabramovic:

my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right

The sophomore year of life

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tchrug:

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

HOOOOOOOO

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drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

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Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

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